stark:

#big mood

kahlamnells:

He’s gonna kill me! I saw it! He wants to kill me!

I had a… pretty bad break up about 2 months ago. Well, it wasn’t even really a real break up, we were “friends with benefits” where the benefits were absolutely not friendship of any kind. But basically it was one phone call from his mother, approximately 3 hours of yelling, and being called a heartless bitch who’d think she was too good for God himself. I don’t have much to add to this story except, he’s an archdeacon and he’s been texting me sporadically since I broke it off so today I texted him a religious meme I saw on here (this is the only thing I have texted him since) and now he’s blocked my number and this is the funniest thing that’s happened to me in- I don’t even know how long.

imgonnaeditstuff:

You stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder

Hello everybody I just saw the latest episode of crazy ex girlfriend and I just need you all to know that antibiotics can cause yeast infections so please don’t take them when you already know you have a yeast infection, like, I know the episode kinda almost made that point but I figured someone should make it absolutely clear. Also in my personal experience, vinegar tends to be a better choice for treating different yeast problems than creams, but that’s a personal preference so y'know you do you.

trueloveistreacherous:

Man, you have made so much progress. I’m proud of you, hot stuff.
Whatever progress I have made, it’s because you and I have become mates.

vladtheunfollower:

image

Louis Wain (1860-1939) “Cat at work with glasses”

archvillainofromance:

I’ve thought of her so much. I should’ve listened to her, but the way she did things was so… Wrong. Her and Non tried to bring terror to Earth for a while…

earpwave:

Doctor Who ⏳ Rose

Nice to meet you. Run for you life!

thetangles:

喜助 | reprinted with permission